If future earnings are important, you’d have to be crazy to become a psych major. A Georgetown study says some majors are good for four times as much money over a lifetime.

A well-mannered and over-organized Devil greets new arrivals to Hell, including murderers, fornicators, natives of France, and Christians.

Rowan Atkinson’s full-length “Welcome to Hell” monologue (3:00)

“Mr. Bean Attends a Wedding” (7:03)

“Mr. Bean Prepares a Turkey” (2:47)

13 clips from “Rowan Atkinson Live”

They didn’t even like music, but their father insisted they fulfill the prophecy of his clairvoyant mother. And so they became one of the strangest bands of all time.

The Shaggs’ Wikipedia page

Susan Orlean’s New Yorker article on the Shaggs

Their hit, Philosophy of the World — full track

The Shaggs’ official website

Via reddit: The smoothest staircase move since Fred and Ginger.

Officials in Pyongyang said they cancelled their ten-year effort to produce an electric knife in order to focus all of the nation’s R&D resources on developing their first electronic tablet.

When we received our test sample, we found that nothing happened when we slid our finger across the screen. A North Korean spokesman said, “It is not so easy to make a cathode ray tube touch-sensitive. We are working on it. We expect this feature to be in Version 2, scheduled for the third quarter of 2017.”

Because of trade restrictions, electronic products manufactured in North Korea can’t be sold in the United States, the world’s largest market for personal computer products. The spokesman said North Korea believes this is a barrier that can be overcome by thinking outside the box. “We hope soon,” he said, “to consummate a licensing agreement to have the tablet manufactured and marketed through a U.S. company, such as Heathco or Fridgidaire.”

According to surveys, many people say they started watching Internet porn by accident. This 1-minute video shows you how to keep this accident from happening.

Watch this 1-minute video. Then give your cat a job to do.

Abraham Foxman

Neddy Buckminster, who pretended to be Fyvush Finkel

Anti-Defamation League head Abraham Foxman announced that Philip “Fyvush” Finkel, a character actor who made a name playing broad Jewish characters on television, has been asked to leave the board.

“His name isn’t ‘Fyvush,’ he isn’t a Jew, and his entire career has been an insidious campaign to lampoon Jewish culture,” Foxman said.

An investigation revealed that Mr. “Finkel” was not the Bronx-raised son of Jewish European immigrants, as he has claimed. His real name is Edward “Neddy” Buckminster. He grew up in Saddle River, NJ. His father owned and managed a country club. His mother was master of the Saddle River fox hunt until it was banned.

Asked to comment, Mr. Buckminster said, “What— I should cut my own throat? I’m giving you bupkes.”

Brigham Young researchers say this stock photo supports their finding that companies enjoy taking customers' calls.

Companies sometimes have difficulty sharing their feelings, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have them. Companies, especially large ones, often experience positive emotions when customers call them, according to the first major study that has addressed corporate emotionality.

The study, conducted by a Brigham Young team led by Orville Romney, was based on a survey of three thousand recorded hold messages. “If we learned one thing,” Romney said, “it’s that your call is important to them. You hear it again and again. Some of my interviewers were in tears.”

The study is being published today in the journal Corporate Caring.